THE GEM 13 OCTOBER 2015 :“KNOWLEDGE IS KNOWING THAT A TOMATO IS A FRUIT, WISDOM IS NOT PUTTING IT IN A FRUIT SALAD.”

MILES KINGTON

Tomatoes

People always ask me:

“How do you memorize all of that?”

And the truth is the first girl I ever kissed, tasted like tomatoes.

And I know this, because the second girl I ever kissed tasted like pepper.

It wasn’t unpleasant.

It’s just that I was expecting tomatoes.

SHANE KOYCZAN