THE GEM 5 JULY 2015 : A rickety chair will not long serve as a seat,

THE GEM 5 JULY 2015

THE OLD PROVERBIAL RECOVERY

0 CHAIRS

FOTO- chairs at bellingen growers’ markets

and speaking of an entirely different kind of chair

Beware of plastic stacker chairs

BARRY KEARNS

Trevor’s on a mission to Consumer Affairs,

trying to get a ban on plastic stacker chairs

He reckons that they’re dangerous, a serious threat to life

Cos it was through a plastic chair that he got into strife.

It was at the Tamworth Festival, a concert in the park,

Trev and Ken were there, with gear to last them until dark.

An esky full of coldies, Trev was without a care-

Stubbies, thongs and t-shirt, on his plastic stacker chair.

But as he stretched his legs out, his left crown jewel rolled free,

and dropped through the chair seat, a real catastrophe.

But Trev remained unaware of his dire situation,

Until they gave the singer a standing ovation.

As Trev rose to his feet he gave a fearsome…

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